Friday, March 25, 2011

Funny jokes




Tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth

A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a prescription for some pep pills from the drugstore, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it. When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count." The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth. We could not get that jar open!"


'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"

"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"


Taxi driver versus Hooker
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


Taken From Youtube


Obama in Nepal

Nepali bhayera Nepali ko nei ( means yourself) khilli na udaunu. Obama ko yo jhutho tasveer nepali get up maa rakhera tapai le aafu lai auta fraud ra murkha nepali bhanera you tube darshak lai pahichan dinu bhayo. Thank you. (try yourself to be like obama by following his thoughts, principles and actions rather than false imitation which could really bring prosperity and harmoney in the country.)

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CSV import /export code






$db_hostname = 'localhost';

$db_username = 'root';

$db_password = '';

$db_name = 'db_csvtest';
$db_connection = mysql_connect($db_hostname, $db_username, $db_password) or die("Error:=>Could not connect");

mysql_select_db($db_name);
?>






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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">

  <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

  <head>

  <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />

  <title>Export MYSQl Data to CSV/Excel file in PHP</title>

  <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="css/style.css" />

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<body>

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<table  width="100%"  cellpadding="0"  cellspacing="0" border="0">

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  <strong>Exporting MySQL data  into CSV/Excel file in PHP</strong>

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  <td>

  <div  style="overflow:scroll;  height:400px; width:300px; margin-top:20px;">

  <?php

  $result = mysql_query("SELECT *    FROM tbl_country ORDER BY country_id ASC");

  $row_data = mysql_fetch_array($result);

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  <div style="padding:0px 0px 2px 0px; border: 1px medium #999999;"><?php echo $row_data['country_id']?>  -  <?php echo $row_data['country_name']?>  - <?php echo $row_data['country_code']?> </div>

 

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  <a href="export_data.php?filename=country_list">Export Data to Excel File</a>

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  <a href="csv.php?filename=country_list">Export Data to CSV File (with table fieldname as header)</a>

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CSV import /export code






$db_hostname = 'localhost';

$db_username = 'root';

$db_password = '';

$db_name = 'db_csvtest';
$db_connection = mysql_connect($db_hostname, $db_username, $db_password) or die("Error:=>Could not connect");

mysql_select_db($db_name);
?>






Untitled Document



<?php

  include('dbconnect.php');

  ?>

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">

  <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

  <head>

  <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />

  <title>Export MYSQl Data to CSV/Excel file in PHP</title>

  <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="css/style.css" />

  </head>

<body>

  <div align="center" style="padding:20px;">

<table  width="100%"  cellpadding="0"  cellspacing="0" border="0">

  <tbody>

  <tr>

  <td>

  <strong>Exporting MySQL data  into CSV/Excel file in PHP</strong>

  </td>

  </tr>

  <tr>

  <td>

  <div  style="overflow:scroll;  height:400px; width:300px; margin-top:20px;">

  <?php

  $result = mysql_query("SELECT *    FROM tbl_country ORDER BY country_id ASC");

  $row_data = mysql_fetch_array($result);

  while($row_data = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {

  ?>

 

  <div style="padding:0px 0px 2px 0px; border: 1px medium #999999;"><?php echo $row_data['country_id']?>  -  <?php echo $row_data['country_name']?>  - <?php echo $row_data['country_code']?> </div>

 

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  </div>

 

 

  </td>

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  <td style="padding-top:20px; font-weight:bold;">

  <a href="export_data.php?filename=country_list">Export Data to Excel File</a>

  </td>

  </tr>

  <tr>

  <td style="padding-top:20px; font-weight:bold;">

  <a href="csv.php?filename=country_list">Export Data to CSV File (with table fieldname as header)</a>

  </td>

  </tr>

  </tbody>

  </table>

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Letters Fun
























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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Sannani timi lai herkaula lauri le thaka thaka thaka.......Is he talking about sex?


Funny Nepalese Song, funny nepali songs, nandita kc sexy songs, nandita music video, nandita popular music video, शान्नानी तिमीलाई हिर्काउला लउरिले ठेयक्क ठेयक्क, Dhanyabaad. when i miss sweetest memory of my life i just listen this song jai mahakali ayo gorkhali keep up the good job folks cheers cutegurl2 Great song & nice video.Babu Bogati is very handsom & he have a great voice.modal is very beautiful & sweet.now babu bogati & this model was staring their first movie ' BATO MUNIKO PHOOL'.this moive was released on last month.people sayes this moive is good.best off luck babu bogati for nepali movie.i hope neoali film industry get a new rajesh hamal. JAY JAY NEPAL SUNDER SANTH VISHAL JAY NEPAL Its simply mind blowing ! ungle ma gayera sanna timilai lauri hiraula thyakka thyakka thyakka. LOL . now i understand why this song has one million hits Expression like South Indian Hero & Heroin but song is great. Dev from India (Kumoun), i think Nepali & Uttaranchali culture, language & face are same. Nandita This song is played in every freaking Nepali party. The funniest part is when all these old couples get all romantic when this song plays and start dancing lol. Fun song! Sannani timi lai herkaula lauri le thaka thaka thaka.......Is he talking about sex? that's all i can think of. her name is nandita k.c, she is now actress and lost aroud 15 k.g for her movie and apparently she was in huge controversy for giving kiss with rajesh hamal for her upcoming movie
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छाडेर काम सारा एक काम रोजी रै छु यो देशमा म एउटा मानिस खोजी रैछु



excellent song.......reality of our country heart touching songs my god we need really one person who make our country, Gyanendra shah music video, Gyanendra shah lyrics, Gyanendra shah songs, most popular song of Gyanendra shah, छाडेर काम सारा एक काम रोजी रै छु यो देशमा म एउटा मानिस खोजी रैछु,
heart touching national song, heart touching national song, Greae song of sishir dai, patronising song of Nepal, keep up the great job songs
Mother and motherland are greater than heaven. Behold nepalese it's time to prove this for the sake of soverignty and pride of mother Nepal. Don't let anybody divide us in the name of religion and ideologies and class. The glory of being nepli is on being a true to this very slogan of JANANI JANMABHUMISHA SWARGADAPI GARIYESI.
SHISHIR YOGI, shishir yogi popular songs, vocalist SHISHIR YOGI, shishir yogi songs, shishir yogi music video, shishir yogi’s छाडेर काम सारा एक काम रोजी रै छु यो देशमा म एउटा मानिस खोजी रैछु, शिसिर योगिका गीतहरु
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Please dont stop the music with lyrics and video



Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music

It's getting late
I'm making my way over to my favourite place
I gotta get my body moving
Shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah
Who knew
That you'd be up in here looking like you do
You make and staying over here, impossible
Baby, I'm a say your aura is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face

[CHORUS]
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music
I wanna take you away
Let's escape into the music, DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music

Baby are you ready cause it's getting close
Don't you feel the passion ready to explode?
What goes on between us no-one has to know
This is a private show

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're rocking on the dance floor, actin' naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand, chest to chest and now we're face to face

[CHORUS]

[x4]
Please don't stop the music

[CHORUS x2]

Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
Please don't stop the music
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Rihanna - We Ride



(Ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(We die)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

It's real late about quarter to one
I'm thinking of everything what we've become
And I hate it, I thought we could make it
But I'm ready to jet this, just wanna forget about it

I saw her pictures in the letters she sent
You had me thinkin' you were out with your friends
I'm so foolish, playin' me like I'm stupid
'Cause I thought it was just you and I, oh

Now I look back on the time that we spent
And I see it in my mind playin' over and over again
'Cause boy right now you got me breakin' down
And I just can't figure out why but this is what you said

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
We used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
Boy I remember what you used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

Visions in my mind of the day that we met
You showed me things that I'll never forget
Took me swimmin' in the ocean
You had my head up in the clouds
Made me feel like I'm floating, yeah

You think I'm playin' when you know it's the truth
Nobody else can do it quite like I do
All my kisses and my lovin'
But ain't nobody better than us, yeah yeah

Now I look back on the time that we spent
And I see it in my mind playin' over and over again
'Cause boy right now you got me breakin' down
[| From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/rihanna-lyrics/we-ride-lyrics.html |]
And I just can't figure out why you said

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
We used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
Boy I remember what you used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

I guess it's over indefinitely
But you and I know it's not that easy
To let go of everything that we planned
And start all over again, hey

Just blame yourself 'cause you blew it
I won't forget how you do it, my sweet baby
This is where the game ends now
But somehow wanna believe you and me
We can figure it out

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

Wanna make you say boy
I wish that you could hold me when I'm lonely
When I need someone to talk to you would phone me
Just like everything you told me
(When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die)

Boy, you forgot about the promises you made me
And now we'll let the memories just fade away
But I remember what you used to say
(When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die)

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
We used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die

(We ride)
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(Till we die)
Boy I remember what you used to say
When we ride, we ride, it's till the day that we die
(We ride)


I came to this video because I want to tell people that Rihanna's new single "California King Bed," will have its video filmed at the end of the month. That song reminds me of the old Rihanna. The new Rihanna is cool too. I love her! But the peaceful and quiet side of Rihanna is a side I miss. Anyway, go listen to CALIFORNIA KING BED by Rihanna. It's hot! Can't wait for the video to come out, popular video of rihanna, video with lyrics
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RIHANNA LYRICS S.O.S. (Rescue Me) Lyrics with video




[Intro]
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like.. so real

[Verse 1]
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
I'm aggressive just one thought of closing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy 'cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take on me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
[CD version:] Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight
[Video version:] Take me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight.
I'm out with you, you got me head over heels
Boy you keep me hanging on the way you make me feel

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making (Y.O.U.) this hard,
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it ('Cause you on my mind)
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone come and rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

Boy, you know you got me feeling open
And boy, your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I'm telling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do it's true
I'm going crazy over you,
I'm begging

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please somebody help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard (are you making this hard for me, baby?),
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it ('cause any time)
I'm lost you, got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me (best of me), I'm losing it

[Outro]
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala
Oh oh
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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Status King in the face book collection you love it i's funny

1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’M STILL SINGLE

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Krap!

⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠ Akbar Cullen McDonalds & KFC are true sculptors of modern society! They can turn your (_|_) into

(___|___) before you know

When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like the side view

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown

there are only 2 words in "i love you"... because "YOU" and "I" are counted as "1"...

┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction

Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwich..you want those leftovers too?

"It takes around 2 years to learn to speak..."..but..."It takes a lifetime to learn what not to speak....."

One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life

One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to mankind. We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE"

When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.

In my dream your my life, In my life your my dream!!

♥ + ♥= Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 2 hearts beatin in the same rythm make butterflies

grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa
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