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1 day Jack's dad bought a special robot dat it cud detect a lie & wud slap d person who lied. Dad:Son y r u late? Jack:Xtra Classes Robot slapped Jack. ...Jack:Movie Dad:Which Movie? Jack:Bal Ganesha Jack gets a tight slap again. Jack:Katil Jawani Dad:I never used 2 watch movies like this when I was ur age Splatt, Robot slapped Dad. Mom:After all he is ur son, he will b like u Finally Jack's mothers gets a tight slap. How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm to 5pm) 2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub. 2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instructions givn. 2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice. ...3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que. 4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water. 4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly. Last 10 mins. relax!!! There are 3 kinds of students... Some make wonders happen...! Some see wonders happen...! Others wonder waht happened..!!! Luv story of ENGINEER: I ws in12 She ws in12 ... I ws doin BE She gt BCA I ws doinBE She got MCA I ws doinBE She is doing PHD I compltd B...

गान्टे र भुन्टे गान्टेः तपाईँको बाबुको नाम के हो ? भुन्टेः बाबुको नाम 'के' होईन, भवानी प्रसाद हो !! गान्टेः के कामले पाल्नु भो होला ? भुन्टेः भैंसी दुध खान, कुकुर घर रुङ्न पालेको !! गान्टेः तपाईँको घडीमा कति बज्यो होला ? भुन्टेः मेरो घडीमा बज्दैन, यसले त टायममात्र दिन्छ, बज्ने घडी त घन्टाघरमा मात्रै छ!! गान्टेः आज यसो घुमौं न है ? भुन्टेः नाईँ, मलाई त घुम्दा रिँगटा लाग्छ !! गान्टेः मलाई त्यसले गाली दियो यार । भुन्टेः के मा राखेर ल्यायौ त ? गान्टेः आज मलाई जरो आएको छ । भुन्टैः उखेलेर फ्याँकिदेउ न !! गान्टेः जागीर खाएर आउँछु है । भुन्टेः थालमा कि गिलासमा खान्छौ ? गान्टेः मैले झ्यालबाट केटाहरु स्कुल गइरहेको देखें । भुन्टेः झ्यालबाट !! कसैको खुट्टा भाँचिएन ? गान्टेः म त थाकेँ यार । भुन्टेः कहिले ब्याएका थियौ र !! यमलोक यातायात सेवा सबै जना स्वर्गलोक जान चाहान्छन् तर मर्न कोही पनि चाहाँदैनन् । नमरी स्वर्ग पुगिन्न, स्वर्ग नगई मरिन्न , कस्तो अप्ठेरो होला त ! तर यमलोक जानको लागी चाहीँ सजिलो छ है । के तपाईँ यमलोकको यात्रा गर्न चाहानु हुन्छ ? यदी चाहानुन्छ भने, अभरपर्दो, अविश्वासिलो, र अ...

घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु Look at the neck and swallow the bone खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई Eating na getting, putting leather cap एक कान दुई कान मैदान One ear two ear, playground अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए , झुसे बारुलो Hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ Crow crying, pina drying चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु Don't know don't know push and beg भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो Lucky person has ghost servant म पनि खान्दानी को छोरा हो I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा Nowhere festival in pot village नखाँउ भने दिनभरिको शिकार , खाउँभने कान्छा बाउकोअनुहार If no eat whole day's hunting, if eat face of uncle हात्ती आयो हात्ती आयो फुस्सा Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming केटा केटी आए , गुलेली खेलाए , गुच्चाको नास Boy girl come, play slingshot, loss of marble जब भयो राती , तब बुढी ताती When it becomes night, Wife becomes hot. कस्लाई के को चिन्ता , घर ज्वाइँलाई खानाको चिन्ता Who what tension, who what tension, House son-in-law eati...

scene from the movie Shoulders Arms, when incredibly agile people make it look very honestly difficult to do something simple. reminds me of donald o connor in "make 'em laugh, Tory from Austin Texas. Singer songwriter musician. Check out my originals and subscribe if you like. Please listen to my own original of The Little Tramp..a tribute to Charlie Chaplin, a maximum height of 5' 9", and I've known of soldiers in them times being 4' 11" in the army! Hell my great great grandad was 5' 3" when he joined the army and about 5' 5" when he left! There's lots of short people in the army, Moon walk vs Charlie chaplin - Moon Duck ^^. I think that Mychael jackson's moon walk created from moon duck

Charleee in the circus with tiger and dog my favorite scenes from The Circus, my favorite scenes from The Circus, lion's cage and the other side with a tiger. Takes a lot of courage! respect!, best shows with silent acting..,that's a furry situation, simply the best..,Un genio sin dudas, tercera ves que lo escribo..,deserves the title The King of Silent Comedy, absolutely fantastic!,i'm so moved by Charlie Chaplin and i can't believe that he had such guts.Amazing..i don't udnerstand how something this old can make me laugh or smile,he dances at the top of the pole and then descends, charlie is sooo funny his actions are hilarious

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Festivals of Nepal Festivals are an incredibly important part of Nepali life and there are an incredible number of them – some great countrywide affairs, others confined to a single village or shrine. Most festivals are based on the Nepali calendar, which celebrates New Year in April, although some Buddhist festivals are marked according to the Tibetan Calendar, which celebrates New Year usually in late February. Virtually every festival honors some deity and is centered around a shrine. Temple courtyards may be filled with people sharing a ritual feast, and the deity is not neglected, its image being buried under offerings of flowers, rice and red powder. Ritual bathing, musicians or masked dancing may be a part of the action or a great procession winding through the streets with the gods riding in palanquins or chariots. Bisket Jatra Celebrated most jubilantly in Bhaktapur where it coincides with a 10-day local festival. Images of Bhairab and Bhadrakali are pulled thoug...

ORGANISATION INVOLVED IN THIS CAMPAIGN           International Centre for Sustainable Development (ICSD)           Nepal Tourism Board (NTB) About the organization     International Centre for Sustainable Development (ICSD) is non governmental, non - profitable,     non- political, social developmental Organisation. ICSD is registered with the Government of Nepal     (Reg. no. 778), Social Welfare Council of Nepal (Reg. no. 26855) and NGO Federation CR-KAT-215. Established in Nepal with the purpose of Sustainable development, led by a group of professionals in     sustainable development field. ICSD main focus upon Child Education, Health and Sanitation, Environment     and Sustainable Tourism Development in Nepal. Overall the main objective of the organisation is the     sustainable development of nation. ...

Fetes & Festivals of Nepal Everything festive in Nepal traditionally begins with something religious and moves with spontaneous spirit into a pleasant family feast. This is because, for Nepali's, religion has always influenced and has been the core of Nepali culture. Visit Nepal 2011 comprises a team of experienced professionals who have in the past 13years worked for a range of trekking agencies. We have launched an agency since 2004 so that we can deliver our own exceptional standard of service; something we believe has become diluted in the explosion of trekking agencies available in Kathmandu alone. We pride ourselves in our attention to detail. Nepal is a magical place and we want to ensure that you experience is the best it can be. This means delivering the type of trip you want. Whether you plan to take your time exploring or if you have limited time and a demanding trek to conquer, you can rest assured that we are genuinely friendly, reliable and always professional...

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