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Girl sends a text to 4 guys from school that she likes. The text said, "What would we be doing if I were with you right now?" Guy #1 says... Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture* Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun* One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her." Wife: If i become fat and ugly will you leave me? Husband starts laughing. Wife: WHAT?! Husband: Im still here arent i? Age 6: lil sis: *crying big bro: " aww whats wrong?" little sister: " I got a owwy" Age: 15 lilsis: *crying big bro:alright who was it?! lil sis: cries. (name) big bro* loads shotgun " Be right back.." Girl, Age 6: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "Thank You! :)" Girl, Age 16: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "What do you want?&qu

1 day Jack's dad bought a special robot dat it cud detect a lie & wud slap d person who lied. Dad:Son y r u late? Jack:Xtra Classes Robot slapped Jack. ...Jack:Movie Dad:Which Movie? Jack:Bal Ganesha Jack gets a tight slap again. Jack:Katil Jawani Dad:I never used 2 watch movies like this when I was ur age Splatt, Robot slapped Dad. Mom:After all he is ur son, he will b like u Finally Jack's mothers gets a tight slap. How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm to 5pm) 2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub. 2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instructions givn. 2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice. ...3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que. 4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water. 4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly. Last 10 mins. relax!!! There are 3 kinds of students... Some make wonders happen...! Some see wonders happen...! Others wonder waht happened..!!! Luv story of ENGINEER: I ws in12 She ws in12 ... I ws doin BE She gt BCA I ws doinBE She got MCA I ws doinBE She is doing PHD I compltd B

गान्टे र भुन्टे गान्टेः तपाईँको बाबुको नाम के हो ? भुन्टेः बाबुको नाम 'के' होईन, भवानी प्रसाद हो !! गान्टेः के कामले पाल्नु भो होला ? भुन्टेः भैंसी दुध खान, कुकुर घर रुङ्न पालेको !! गान्टेः तपाईँको घडीमा कति बज्यो होला ? भुन्टेः मेरो घडीमा बज्दैन, यसले त टायममात्र दिन्छ, बज्ने घडी त घन्टाघरमा मात्रै छ!! गान्टेः आज यसो घुमौं न है ? भुन्टेः नाईँ, मलाई त घुम्दा रिँगटा लाग्छ !! गान्टेः मलाई त्यसले गाली दियो यार । भुन्टेः के मा राखेर ल्यायौ त ? गान्टेः आज मलाई जरो आएको छ । भुन्टैः उखेलेर फ्याँकिदेउ न !! गान्टेः जागीर खाएर आउँछु है । भुन्टेः थालमा कि गिलासमा खान्छौ ? गान्टेः मैले झ्यालबाट केटाहरु स्कुल गइरहेको देखें । भुन्टेः झ्यालबाट !! कसैको खुट्टा भाँचिएन ? गान्टेः म त थाकेँ यार । भुन्टेः कहिले ब्याएका थियौ र !! यमलोक यातायात सेवा सबै जना स्वर्गलोक जान चाहान्छन् तर मर्न कोही पनि चाहाँदैनन् । नमरी स्वर्ग पुगिन्न, स्वर्ग नगई मरिन्न , कस्तो अप्ठेरो होला त ! तर यमलोक जानको लागी चाहीँ सजिलो छ है । के तपाईँ यमलोकको यात्रा गर्न चाहानु हुन्छ ? यदी चाहानुन्छ भने, अभरपर्दो, अविश्वासिलो, र अ

घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु Look at the neck and swallow the bone खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई Eating na getting, putting leather cap एक कान दुई कान मैदान One ear two ear, playground अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए , झुसे बारुलो Hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ Crow crying, pina drying चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु Don't know don't know push and beg भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो Lucky person has ghost servant म पनि खान्दानी को छोरा हो I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा Nowhere festival in pot village नखाँउ भने दिनभरिको शिकार , खाउँभने कान्छा बाउकोअनुहार If no eat whole day's hunting, if eat face of uncle हात्ती आयो हात्ती आयो फुस्सा Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming केटा केटी आए , गुलेली खेलाए , गुच्चाको नास Boy girl come, play slingshot, loss of marble जब भयो राती , तब बुढी ताती When it becomes night, Wife becomes hot. कस्लाई के को चिन्ता , घर ज्वाइँलाई खानाको चिन्ता Who what tension, who what tension, House son-in-law eati

Easy Ways To Know If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating you The following list of behaviors and changes in your boyfriend's daily routine can identify patterns of cheating within your relationship. Being with another girl is difficult for some guys to hide, especially if he's falling for this other woman. The closer he gets to her, the easier it will be to know that he's messing around with someone else. Any time your boyfriend or spouse walks into another room to take a phone call: Iit has to be for a reason. If the room you´re in isn´t noisy, there´s a good chance he´s in there having a conversation he doesn´t want you to hear. And if it´s a quick conversation, where he claps his cell phone shut quickly and then walks back into the room pretending like nothing happened? It could be a sign that your man is cheating He Starts Working Extra Hours, below are the analysis result: Everyone has jobs that sometimes require overtime, and this alone isn´t a sign that your boyfriend is chea

scene from the movie Shoulders Arms, when incredibly agile people make it look very honestly difficult to do something simple. reminds me of donald o connor in "make 'em laugh, Tory from Austin Texas. Singer songwriter musician. Check out my originals and subscribe if you like. Please listen to my own original of The Little Tramp..a tribute to Charlie Chaplin, a maximum height of 5' 9", and I've known of soldiers in them times being 4' 11" in the army! Hell my great great grandad was 5' 3" when he joined the army and about 5' 5" when he left! There's lots of short people in the army, Moon walk vs Charlie chaplin - Moon Duck ^^. I think that Mychael jackson's moon walk created from moon duck

Charleee in the circus with tiger and dog my favorite scenes from The Circus, my favorite scenes from The Circus, lion's cage and the other side with a tiger. Takes a lot of courage! respect!, best shows with silent acting..,that's a furry situation, simply the best..,Un genio sin dudas, tercera ves que lo escribo..,deserves the title The King of Silent Comedy, absolutely fantastic!,i'm so moved by Charlie Chaplin and i can't believe that he had such guts.Amazing..i don't udnerstand how something this old can make me laugh or smile,he dances at the top of the pole and then descends, charlie is sooo funny his actions are hilarious

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I have found girl who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. What was the point of having unending life if that life was without love? I love someone and that’s the beginning of everything.so lets wait nd watchhhhh Some one says "Soul meets soul on lover's lips". love is life and if you missed love you miss life so don't miss loveee.... Love is like a treatment who is looking for it but its hard to find the true one treatment so be careful otherwise anything can happen with u and also have many sideffect of this treatment and sometime it can be very dangerous. In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person Love does not alter the beloved, it alters itself.so be careful i hope everyone loved someone. Love is my religion - I could die for it.but not alone, i want company of anyone.so anyone is coming......???? We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human lo

Girl sends a text to 4 guys from school that she likes. The text said, "What would we be doing if I were with you right now?" Guy #1 says... Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture* Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun* One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her." Wife: If i become fat and ugly will you leave me? Husband starts laughing. Wife: WHAT?! Husband: Im still here arent i? Age 6: lil sis: *crying big bro: " aww whats wrong?" little sister: " I got a owwy" Age: 15 lilsis: *crying big bro:alright who was it?! lil sis: cries. (name) big bro* loads shotgun " Be right back.." Girl, Age 6: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "Thank You! :)" Girl, Age 16: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)" Mom: "What do you want?&qu

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Dear sweetheart I will luv u like this forever. Hope you do the same. Lets believe in god and wait for the right time to come. You don't know how you make me feel each time I see you online or offline. I wait for only you all day. You are always in my mind and heart. I feel your presence with me though we are too far away from each other. We came so close to each other in such a short time, I truly think we must have known each other in another lifetime. You have shared your soul to me & I have shared mine with you. While writing this I have so much emotions inside me that I feel like crying because I miss you so much. I feel so happy and complete even in our silences. I feel I am connected to you through my soul. Your caring attitude, thoughtfulness & sweet personality has captured my heart and for that I am so grateful to you. All I know is wherever life takes us I hope you'll always know how much I thank Babaji for bringing you into my life:) Hugz forever To the one

Funny Monkeys Joke #1: A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family... "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet. All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked... "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?" "Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!” Funny Monkeys Joke #2: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper... "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took