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SCHOOL AND COLLEGE JOKES

79 dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh, uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh...... :) 80 teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka maina tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair zata ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha hum khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara. 81 Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do. Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ??? Naai Main Kya

SARDAR JOKES

1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes! 5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. 6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back. 7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u com

finala year project in social networking

1.1 Introduction 1.2.1Background The rapid growth of social networking that has been observed over the last two to three years is indicative of its entry into mainstream culture and its integration into the daily lives of many people. There has also been considerable media coverage of the growth of social networking, its potential positive outcomes and concerns about the way that some people are engaging with it. “… technology has not only mediated communication in countless ways, but ... the very ways we communicate – and even the ways we talk and think about communication –are changing as a result.” Social networking services are changing the ways in which people use and engage with the Internet and with each other. Young people, particularly, are quick to use the new technology in ways that increasingly blur the boundaries between online and offline activities Social networking services are also developing rapidly as technology changes with new mobile dimensions and featur