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What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy? He probably had a bad hare day. -------------------------------------------------------- How does a rabbit make gold soup? He begins with 24 carrots. -------------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies. -------------------------------------------------------- Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo. -------------------------------------------------------- What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Give him a tight jersey. -------------------------------------------------------- Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor --------------------------------------------------------

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Dear sweetheart I will luv u like this forever. Hope you do the same. Lets believe in god and wait for the right time to come. You don't know how you make me feel each time I see you online or offline. I wait for only you all day. You are always in my mind and heart. I feel your presence with me though we are too far away from each other. We came so close to each other in such a short time, I truly think we must have known each other in another lifetime. You have shared your soul to me & I have shared mine with you. While writing this I have so much emotions inside me that I feel like crying because I miss you so much. I feel so happy and complete even in our silences. I feel I am connected to you through my soul. Your caring attitude, thoughtfulness & sweet personality has captured my heart and for that I am so grateful to you. All I know is wherever life takes us I hope you'll always know how much I thank Babaji for bringing you into my life:) Hugz forever To the one

Funny Monkeys Joke #1: A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family... "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet. All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked... "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?" "Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!” Funny Monkeys Joke #2: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper... "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ********************************************* Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. ********************************************* Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA ********************************************* Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. ********************************************* Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye ********************************************* Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents ****

Friendship is a promise made in the heart. Silent. Unwritten. Unbreakable by distance. Unchangeable by time. Its lovely to have u as one ! No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions. So defeat your problems with great confidence. Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u love me, first say I love u. Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u. If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine.. I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye. X’cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night” Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir “Good Morning Shakespear said don’t worry! because if u r worried u get a wrinkle, So why don’t u smile & get a dimple. Alway

Happy Birthday A couple phoned a neighbour to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. "Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get." Mr.Mundre(as a teacher) had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time... "Class," said he, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things... What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!" Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that . Sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur