Dad:Son y r u late?
Jack:Xtra Classes
Robot slapped Jack.
...Jack:Movie
Dad:Which Movie?
Jack:Bal Ganesha
Jack gets a tight slap again.
Jack:Katil Jawani
Dad:I never used 2 watch movies like this when I was ur age
Splatt, Robot slapped Dad.
Mom:After all he is ur son, he will b like u
Finally Jack's mothers gets a tight slap.
How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm to 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instructions givn.
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice.
...3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water.
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly.
Last 10 mins. relax!!!
There are 3 kinds of students...
Some make wonders happen...!
Some see wonders happen...!
Others wonder waht happened..!!!
Luv story of ENGINEER:
I ws in12
She ws in12
...
I ws doin BE
She gt BCA
I ws doinBE
She got MCA
I ws doinBE
She is doing PHD
I compltd BE
She got a DOCTRATE
She gt married
I ws preparing 4 MTECH entrnce
Shes mother of 2
I m doing my MTECh
Her daughter is in 1st
I cmpltd MTECH
Hr daughtr pasd 10th
I hav joined job
D grtst irony
Today is my ENGAGEMNT
& Hr daughtr is my WIFE
MORAL:Agle janam me Commerce lunga.
Importance of Percentage:
Boy: Tere 12th me kitne percentage the?
Girl: 97%
Boy: Baap re..itne me to kisi gareeb ke 2 bache pass ho jate...!!! :
On a ship an Engineering, MBA & MBBS students wer sailing.Suddenly a devil appeared & said "Drop smthing in2 d sea. If I find it, I'll eat u & if nt I'll be ur slave"
MBA student dropped a memory card. The devil found it & ate him. MBBS student dropped small needle, devil found it & ate him. Engineering student opened ...a water bottle & poured some water & asked devil 2 find it... Saala engineer se panga le raha tha.
2 engineering students were walking across campus when 1 said, "Where did u get such a great bike?"
The 2nd engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes & said, "Take what you want."...
The 2nd engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Kingfisher assistant: Sir, pichle 15 dino me 1 bhi bottle nahi biki.
Vijay Mallya: University me phon lagao, pucho engineering & medical ke results kab aa rahe hain.
Once a boy died & went to hell.
The devil started to punish him but failed to make him suffer.
Devil tried all the punishments but failed every time.
The devil started crying & asked how could he tolerate all these.
...He smiled & replied, "I was once an Engineering Student !"
"Each night I go to sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I'm reborn." - M. K. Gandhi.
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.
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..."Each night I go to sleep, I'm reborn. Next day I wake up, I'm dead again." - Engineering Student.
Most painful situation other than 'loosing someone you love' is: when you are waiting for your friend after exam and thinking, "Saala kamina abhi tak nahi aya, lagta hai pass ho jayega saala!".
Doctors after operation & Engineering
students after the exam, both tell the same thing: "We tried our best
but cant say anything right now." ;)
I have found out what F.I.N.A.L.S. stands for = Fuck I Never Actually
Learned this Shit!
1 hand on pen, the other on phone, 1 ear on lecture, the other on
classmates, 1 eye on board, the other on crush. WHO SAID STUDENT'S LIFE IS EASY???
Once a 'constant' & 'e^x' were going together. Suddenly constant ran away saying, "Differentiation is comin...he'll destroy me."
e^x boldly stood up & told differentiation, "Even if you differentiate me, I'll still be e^x."
Differentiation laughed & said, "Dude, I'm d/dy...not d/dx"
The very acutely professional reason for making
Engineering passing range at least 40/100 is that your boss would be sure that he/she will do at least 40% of work correctly.
Special offer... Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show
it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and
enjoy 3 years vacation at home.Hurry
offer valid until exams
only... :D
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