Funny Girls Joke #1:
"My husband claims to be a great sexual athlete, just because he always comes first."
(Ellie Lane)
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'"
(Shirley Chisholm)
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."
(Gloria Steinem)
"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times."
(Sanskrit proverb)
Funny Girls Joke #2:
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her...
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said...
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that what ever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said...
"That would be okay,"
and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her...
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock too."
The woman replied...
"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM ... she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said...
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said...
"That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM... she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered...
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: “Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.”
Funny Girls Joke #3:
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically...
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Funny Girls Joke #4:
o Why do men become smarter during sex?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
o Why don't women blink during foreplay?
(they don't have enough time)
o Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
o Why did god put men on earth?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
o Why don't women have men's brains?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)
Funny Girls Joke #5:
o What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)
o Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
o Why do men masturbate?
(it is sex with someone they love)
o Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.)
o Why did god make men before women?
(you need a rough draft before you make the perfect final copy)
o Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)
o How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
(it's never happened)
Funny Girls Joke #6:
Male language dictionary
o I am hungry : I am hungry
o I am sleepy : I am sleepy
o I am tired : I am tired
o Nice dress : Nice cleavage!
o I love you : Let's have sex now
o I am bored : Can we have sex now?
o May I have this dance? : I'd like to have sex with you
o Can I call you sometime? : I'd like to have sex with you
o Do you want to go to a movie? : I'd like to have sex with you
o Can I take you out to dinner? : I'd like to have sex with you
o I don't think those shoes go with that outfit : I'm gay
Funny Girls Joke #7:
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard...
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the man replies.
"Can you get him for me?" she asks.
"I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message"...
she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".
Funny Girls Joke #8:
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
o She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
o She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
o She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
o She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
o She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
o She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
o She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
o She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
o She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
o She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
o She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
Funny Girls Joke #9:
o What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make...
“cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its bollocks.”
o What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
“Snowballs.”
o What's the difference between a man and ET?
“ET phoned home.”
o What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
“Men always miss them.”
o Why do men have a hole in their penis?
“So oxygen can get to their brains.”
o Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
“When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.”
o What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
“The man.”
Sunday, February 1, 2009
VALENTINE SMS AND MESSAGES
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different
gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other Gods.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find
someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Love helps us to communicate with God
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where
it goes.
Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn
your house down, you'll never know.
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can
break but a circle goes on forever.
Valentine's Day is a day to express your feelings and renew the bond of
love you share with your Valentine. To make this Valentine Day
memorable for your beloved declare your love to the world by sending a
cute and heartfelt Valentine's Day message to us!! We will carry your
message along with your name in this page dedicated to lovers and their
messages.
LOVE
I am so happy to share with you my first valentine's day, I am sure
without you my love is tasteless, I am yours and only yours. When I am
with you there is no need of any other person or anything, I believe
you are my life, I love you Mamica.
Dear
I LOVE YOU. I hope to give you reasons to live for tomorrow and
forever, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.You are my Valentine not just on the
14th of the second month of each year but throughout the life.
Dear
I thank God and you for the privilege of having you in my life. You are
so special to me and this day and everyday i want you to know how much
i need and want you in my life. God will bring everything together. I
love you.
My Soldier
I love you, 100 times.
I miss you 2,000 times .
I want to be with you always and forever!!
I love you 1 in a million times of each day.
I want to make you mine.
I love you for you and only.
I mean every word!
I think about you more and more every 24hrs and 7days a week.
My heart bleeds for you .
My tears fall for you cause I'm lonely.
Many times I think of the day that you say those 4 words .
In the days that you are away it's how many times I say I LOVE YOU AND
TRULY WANT U.
I miss you even 365 days of the year.
Sweetie just know that I really, truly & madly love you.
COME HOME SOON.
Love
Dear
Happy Valentines Day!
Or should I say talentines again, I don’t know!! I just want you to
know that you make me feel like it's Valentines Day 365 days a year.
The presents are just for fun. Past 3 years have been great. I hope we
have many more to come. I want you to always be my Valentine, today and
forever. I love you more than anything.
Dear
I really like you and we should get 2 no each even better!!
Happy Valentines Day !!!
Wish you a very Happy Valentine's Day. This message is to let you know
that you are thought of always. May God give you everything you wish
for. My heart will pray for you, for your happiness wherever you are.
Jill my love, you are all I need.
Jill my love, I will die for thee.
Jill my love, your what I've been waiting for.
Jill my love, I love you more and more.
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
jaan,
You are the world to me. U make my life totally complete. They say that
absence from those whom we love is worse than death, but I feel that in
absence we realize how strong our love is. I feel so complete with you
and as you have always told me that 'if our love is true, God will
surely show us the way'. I love you with every beat of my heart. Happy
Valentines Day!!!
Love u
Each day your smile becomes my morning star,
I look at you & then my feelings shine,
From you I learn far more than words or numbers,
You're the book that someday will be mine.
You're the one whose love my love of learning,
Will one day trace in its ancestral line,
For all the ways you help me grow towards beauty,
I ask you please to by my valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY-2009
Mi,
Happy Valentines Day!
I´ve enjoyed singing stupid songs with you, boys and specially with
Perebis! Good luck at this day.
Big Kiss
Fê
Fe,
Happy valentine´s Day!
I love doing Cambridge with you. Our presentation was the best. I hope
everything with boys goes fine. Kisses
Mi
If I never met you, I wouldn't like u.
If I never like you i wouldn't love you.
If I wouldn't love you I wouldn't miss you.
but... I did ,, I do ,, I will.
Jaan,
U r a world to me. U make my life so complete...They say that absence
from those whom we love is worse than death.. but i feel that in
absence we realise how strong our love is. I feel so complete with
you..and as u have always told me that if our love is true.. God will
surely show us a way... I love u with every beat of my heart...Happy
Valentines Day!!!
Love u Hamesha...
Hi Sweetu,
I wanna tell you that u r my life. I love you from bottom of my heart.
I can't stay without you. U r my Valentine.
To My Wife that is My Life...
I just want to say that I Love You A lot and I`m Missing You...But i
promise that we`ll celebrate this day with lots of love and
happiness....
I just want you to know you are my sun, my love, my angel... you have
brought too much joy to my life... you make me a better person... you
made me discover the real sense of love.. the true love...
Je T`Aime Tres Fort Mon Petit Amour
Happy Valentine's Day
To my sweetest darling
Thanks for making my life so beautiful and colorful!!
Always remember I Love U the Most!
Only your's
To the one I love.
Only God knows how much I love you. I wish we could be together again
because I miss you so much. I love you. Hope you feel the same way too.
Hi dear
How are you? I'm missing you so much. Happy Valentines Day to you dear.
Thank you for being the wings beneath my feet. I will always love you.
I love you unconditionally and will never let you go. You are my
noenoe, my love, my darling, my heart & my everything. Lets be together
always. I love you.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I would
not love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I
do and I will.
Roses are red, violets are purple & honey is sweet.
You are nice, cute, handsome and a kind person to chat on always. Hope
you like this. Wish you a nice and Happy Valentines Day. I'll only
think about you on this special occasion of love.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different
gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other Gods.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find
someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Love helps us to communicate with God
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where
it goes.
Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn
your house down, you'll never know.
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can
break but a circle goes on forever.
Valentine's Day is a day to express your feelings and renew the bond of
love you share with your Valentine. To make this Valentine Day
memorable for your beloved declare your love to the world by sending a
cute and heartfelt Valentine's Day message to us!! We will carry your
message along with your name in this page dedicated to lovers and their
messages.
LOVE
I am so happy to share with you my first valentine's day, I am sure
without you my love is tasteless, I am yours and only yours. When I am
with you there is no need of any other person or anything, I believe
you are my life, I love you Mamica.
Dear
I LOVE YOU. I hope to give you reasons to live for tomorrow and
forever, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.You are my Valentine not just on the
14th of the second month of each year but throughout the life.
Dear
I thank God and you for the privilege of having you in my life. You are
so special to me and this day and everyday i want you to know how much
i need and want you in my life. God will bring everything together. I
love you.
My Soldier
I love you, 100 times.
I miss you 2,000 times .
I want to be with you always and forever!!
I love you 1 in a million times of each day.
I want to make you mine.
I love you for you and only.
I mean every word!
I think about you more and more every 24hrs and 7days a week.
My heart bleeds for you .
My tears fall for you cause I'm lonely.
Many times I think of the day that you say those 4 words .
In the days that you are away it's how many times I say I LOVE YOU AND
TRULY WANT U.
I miss you even 365 days of the year.
Sweetie just know that I really, truly & madly love you.
COME HOME SOON.
Love
Dear
Happy Valentines Day!
Or should I say talentines again, I don’t know!! I just want you to
know that you make me feel like it's Valentines Day 365 days a year.
The presents are just for fun. Past 3 years have been great. I hope we
have many more to come. I want you to always be my Valentine, today and
forever. I love you more than anything.
Dear
I really like you and we should get 2 no each even better!!
Happy Valentines Day !!!
Wish you a very Happy Valentine's Day. This message is to let you know
that you are thought of always. May God give you everything you wish
for. My heart will pray for you, for your happiness wherever you are.
Jill my love, you are all I need.
Jill my love, I will die for thee.
Jill my love, your what I've been waiting for.
Jill my love, I love you more and more.
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY
jaan,
You are the world to me. U make my life totally complete. They say that
absence from those whom we love is worse than death, but I feel that in
absence we realize how strong our love is. I feel so complete with you
and as you have always told me that 'if our love is true, God will
surely show us the way'. I love you with every beat of my heart. Happy
Valentines Day!!!
Love u
Each day your smile becomes my morning star,
I look at you & then my feelings shine,
From you I learn far more than words or numbers,
You're the book that someday will be mine.
You're the one whose love my love of learning,
Will one day trace in its ancestral line,
For all the ways you help me grow towards beauty,
I ask you please to by my valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY-2009
Mi,
Happy Valentines Day!
I´ve enjoyed singing stupid songs with you, boys and specially with
Perebis! Good luck at this day.
Big Kiss
Fê
Fe,
Happy valentine´s Day!
I love doing Cambridge with you. Our presentation was the best. I hope
everything with boys goes fine. Kisses
Mi
If I never met you, I wouldn't like u.
If I never like you i wouldn't love you.
If I wouldn't love you I wouldn't miss you.
but... I did ,, I do ,, I will.
Jaan,
U r a world to me. U make my life so complete...They say that absence
from those whom we love is worse than death.. but i feel that in
absence we realise how strong our love is. I feel so complete with
you..and as u have always told me that if our love is true.. God will
surely show us a way... I love u with every beat of my heart...Happy
Valentines Day!!!
Love u Hamesha...
Hi Sweetu,
I wanna tell you that u r my life. I love you from bottom of my heart.
I can't stay without you. U r my Valentine.
To My Wife that is My Life...
I just want to say that I Love You A lot and I`m Missing You...But i
promise that we`ll celebrate this day with lots of love and
happiness....
I just want you to know you are my sun, my love, my angel... you have
brought too much joy to my life... you make me a better person... you
made me discover the real sense of love.. the true love...
Je T`Aime Tres Fort Mon Petit Amour
Happy Valentine's Day
To my sweetest darling
Thanks for making my life so beautiful and colorful!!
Always remember I Love U the Most!
Only your's
To the one I love.
Only God knows how much I love you. I wish we could be together again
because I miss you so much. I love you. Hope you feel the same way too.
Hi dear
How are you? I'm missing you so much. Happy Valentines Day to you dear.
Thank you for being the wings beneath my feet. I will always love you.
I love you unconditionally and will never let you go. You are my
noenoe, my love, my darling, my heart & my everything. Lets be together
always. I love you.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I would
not love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I
do and I will.
Roses are red, violets are purple & honey is sweet.
You are nice, cute, handsome and a kind person to chat on always. Hope
you like this. Wish you a nice and Happy Valentines Day. I'll only
think about you on this special occasion of love.
WISDOM SMS AND JOKES
Wisdom Messages
?A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
?life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss
it
?Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
?Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
?If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
?da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without
a dream
?To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
?It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
?Be yourself, there are enough other people
?dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
?if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt
completely understood the situation!
?FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they
are always there!..
?A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who
Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
?Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean
2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!
?Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur
eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go
wen u want to stay
?What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the
person who makes you cry in the first place?
?You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do
SO much more
?2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin
beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u
only want the best.
?If you are the flame you can't be burned
?Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why
we call it the present!
?Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes
?The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the
imperfect person perfectly.
?If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
?u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u
try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u
live.u live coz u luv
?have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
?they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in
circles
?Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you
manage that , it’ll never be the same.
?People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But
sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its
way out.
?God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to
see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to
look for the other
?Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to
urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the
silence.
?True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
?Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
?Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in
love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!
?If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth
tripping over.
?love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u
understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u
hold on.
?Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get
out
?Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
?love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
?*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...
?You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
?the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
?People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.
?Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
?Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point ?be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
?Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.
?When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
?boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
?while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
?If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me. ?
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
?A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
?life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss
it
?Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
?Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off
?If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
?da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without
a dream
?To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
?It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
?Be yourself, there are enough other people
?dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile
?if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt
completely understood the situation!
?FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they
are always there!..
?A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who
Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
?Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean
2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!
?Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur
eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go
wen u want to stay
?What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the
person who makes you cry in the first place?
?You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do
SO much more
?2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin
beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u
only want the best.
?If you are the flame you can't be burned
?Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why
we call it the present!
?Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes
?The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the
imperfect person perfectly.
?If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
?u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u
try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u
live.u live coz u luv
?have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops
?they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in
circles
?Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you
manage that , it’ll never be the same.
?People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But
sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its
way out.
?God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to
see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to
look for the other
?Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to
urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the
silence.
?True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!
?Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
?Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in
love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!
?If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth
tripping over.
?love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u
understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u
hold on.
?Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get
out
?Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
?love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
?*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...
?You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
?the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
?People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.
?Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
?Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point ?be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
?Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.
?When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
?boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
?while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
?If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me. ?
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
LAWS OF SEX
Laws of sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-Letter words to convey its full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. 36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45. Never say no.
46. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 47. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51. Love comes in spurts.
52. The world does not revolve on an axis.
53. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59. "This won't hurt, I promise."
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-Letter words to convey its full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. 36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45. Never say no.
46. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 47. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51. Love comes in spurts.
52. The world does not revolve on an axis.
53. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59. "This won't hurt, I promise."
FOOL SMS COLLECTION
• U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
• You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
• Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
• Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
• A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
• SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
• Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
• You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
• Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
• Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
• If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
• Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
• You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
• Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
• Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
• A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
• SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
• Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
• You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
• Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
• Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
• If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
• Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
CUTE SMS
o behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
o behind every SUCCESSFUL woman
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
o Acute Angina
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
o A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In Urdu)
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". By Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.(In Urdu)
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
75yrz old man got married with a girl o
o 75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
o HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec
o A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Maid cleaning bedroom found
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.
Question?
o who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
o Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!! (In Urdu)
o Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
(In Urdu)
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By baasha
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
o behind every SUCCESSFUL woman
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
o Acute Angina
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
o A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In Urdu)
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". By Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.(In Urdu)
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
75yrz old man got married with a girl o
o 75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
o HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec
o A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Maid cleaning bedroom found
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.
Question?
o who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
o Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!! (In Urdu)
o Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
(In Urdu)
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By baasha
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
GOODNIGHT SMS
• Andheri Kabar
Sunsan Kabristan
Suni Haveli
Kala Aasman
Bijli Karki
Aya Tofan
Raat Ho Gae
So Ja Shaitan
Good Night
• tiny stars shining bright its time for me too say good night soo close ur eyes and snuggle up m wishing u sweet dreams tongiht....
• Ending my day without saying goodnight is emptiness inside, so before i go to sleep im wishing u gudnyt w/ a blown kiss 2 keep u warm till the morning light. Ü
• Lying on my bed,
Lookin @ the clock,
I know that its time 2 zzz,
I wonder how have u been today…
Hope that everything is fine..
Wish u sweet dreamz n sleep tight!
• Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night
• No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
• Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…
GOOD NIGHT
• Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!
• If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...
• Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
• On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
• windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
• DUNIA mein reh k spno mein kho jao,
KISI ko apna bna Lo, YA kisi k ho jao,
AGR kuch b nhi hota toh
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chdar or takiya lo or so jao. GOOD NIGHT.
• As day turns to NIGHT, keep your worries out of SIGHT. No matter how TOUGH the world may seem you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM ! GUD NIGHT!
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
Sunsan Kabristan
Suni Haveli
Kala Aasman
Bijli Karki
Aya Tofan
Raat Ho Gae
So Ja Shaitan
Good Night
• tiny stars shining bright its time for me too say good night soo close ur eyes and snuggle up m wishing u sweet dreams tongiht....
• Ending my day without saying goodnight is emptiness inside, so before i go to sleep im wishing u gudnyt w/ a blown kiss 2 keep u warm till the morning light. Ü
• Lying on my bed,
Lookin @ the clock,
I know that its time 2 zzz,
I wonder how have u been today…
Hope that everything is fine..
Wish u sweet dreamz n sleep tight!
• Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night
• No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
• Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…
GOOD NIGHT
• Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!
• If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...
• Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
• On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
• windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
• DUNIA mein reh k spno mein kho jao,
KISI ko apna bna Lo, YA kisi k ho jao,
AGR kuch b nhi hota toh
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chdar or takiya lo or so jao. GOOD NIGHT.
• As day turns to NIGHT, keep your worries out of SIGHT. No matter how TOUGH the world may seem you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM ! GUD NIGHT!
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
GOOD MORNING SMS
A person who loves u make u realize how wonderful the world is, but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful U are 2 the world.gud mrng
Like the fresh
dewdrops
of a
new day..
May GOD"s loving hands be upon u 2day to freshen ur soul as u start the day. GudMorning.
HÖt Teä!
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HÖpe it Mäde
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GUD MRNG
If someone argues or makes fun of u dont mind it coz it is law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum no. Of stones...gud mrng.
What makes some Ppl dearer is not jst d happiness that u feel wen u meet them, but d emptiness u feel wen they ar not around..Gud morng
a day may start or end without a msg from me..but believe me it wouldn't start or end without from me thinking of u.... Gud morning!
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!
Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine. :-)
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind...May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time...GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
“ Wishing u…………….
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money………………… ”
“ No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning ”
Welcome
d new
morning
wid a
Smile
on ur "Face",
Love
in ur "Heart"
Gud Thoughts
in ur Mind
& U will
hav a Wonderful Day.
Wish u
A Lovly mrng
In life, we have a lot2 lose and very little 2 choose. whenever u get a chance 2 choose, do it with wisely and see that u never lose what u choose. gud mrng
Like the fresh
dewdrops
of a
new day..
May GOD"s loving hands be upon u 2day to freshen ur soul as u start the day. GudMorning.
HÖt Teä!
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t__j 4 Ü
i miXed with:
1 tsp. öf Love
2 tsp. öf SMilE
3 tsp. öf CÄRE
HÖpe it Mäde
YÖÜ Häppy & Reläx Ür MiNd
GUD MRNG
If someone argues or makes fun of u dont mind it coz it is law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum no. Of stones...gud mrng.
What makes some Ppl dearer is not jst d happiness that u feel wen u meet them, but d emptiness u feel wen they ar not around..Gud morng
a day may start or end without a msg from me..but believe me it wouldn't start or end without from me thinking of u.... Gud morning!
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!
Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine. :-)
May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind...May He give you a happy heart, and His love all the time...GOOD MORNING and GOD BLESS!!!
“ Wishing u…………….
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money………………… ”
“ No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning ”
Welcome
d new
morning
wid a
Smile
on ur "Face",
Love
in ur "Heart"
Gud Thoughts
in ur Mind
& U will
hav a Wonderful Day.
Wish u
A Lovly mrng
In life, we have a lot2 lose and very little 2 choose. whenever u get a chance 2 choose, do it with wisely and see that u never lose what u choose. gud mrng
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