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गान्टे र भुन्टे गान्टेः तपाईँको बाबुको नाम के हो ? भुन्टेः बाबुको नाम 'के' होईन, भवानी प्रसाद हो !! गान्टेः के कामले पाल्नु भो होला ? भुन्टेः भैंसी दुध खान, कुकुर घर रुङ्न पालेको !! गान्टेः तपाईँको घडीमा कति बज्यो होला ? भुन्टेः मेरो घडीमा बज्दैन, यसले त टायममात्र दिन्छ, बज्ने घडी त घन्टाघरमा मात्रै छ!! गान्टेः आज यसो घुमौं न है ? भुन्टेः नाईँ, मलाई त घुम्दा रिँगटा लाग्छ !! गान्टेः मलाई त्यसले गाली दियो यार । भुन्टेः के मा राखेर ल्यायौ त ? गान्टेः आज मलाई जरो आएको छ । भुन्टैः उखेलेर फ्याँकिदेउ न !! गान्टेः जागीर खाएर आउँछु है । भुन्टेः थालमा कि गिलासमा खान्छौ ? गान्टेः मैले झ्यालबाट केटाहरु स्कुल गइरहेको देखें । भुन्टेः झ्यालबाट !! कसैको खुट्टा भाँचिएन ? गान्टेः म त थाकेँ यार । भुन्टेः कहिले ब्याएका थियौ र !! यमलोक यातायात सेवा सबै जना स्वर्गलोक जान चाहान्छन् तर मर्न कोही पनि चाहाँदैनन् । नमरी स्वर्ग पुगिन्न, स्वर्ग नगई मरिन्न , कस्तो अप्ठेरो होला त ! तर यमलोक जानको लागी चाहीँ सजिलो छ है । के तपाईँ यमलोकको यात्रा गर्न चाहानु हुन्छ ? यदी चाहानुन्छ भने, अभरपर्दो, अविश्वासिलो, र अ

घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु Look at the neck and swallow the bone खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई Eating na getting, putting leather cap एक कान दुई कान मैदान One ear two ear, playground अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए , झुसे बारुलो Hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ Crow crying, pina drying चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु Don't know don't know push and beg भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो Lucky person has ghost servant म पनि खान्दानी को छोरा हो I am also a son of Tiffin Carrier कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा Nowhere festival in pot village नखाँउ भने दिनभरिको शिकार , खाउँभने कान्छा बाउकोअनुहार If no eat whole day's hunting, if eat face of uncle हात्ती आयो हात्ती आयो फुस्सा Elephant coming elephant coming phussa becoming केटा केटी आए , गुलेली खेलाए , गुच्चाको नास Boy girl come, play slingshot, loss of marble जब भयो राती , तब बुढी ताती When it becomes night, Wife becomes hot. कस्लाई के को चिन्ता , घर ज्वाइँलाई खानाको चिन्ता Who what tension, who what tension, House son-in-law eati

Easy Ways To Know If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating you The following list of behaviors and changes in your boyfriend's daily routine can identify patterns of cheating within your relationship. Being with another girl is difficult for some guys to hide, especially if he's falling for this other woman. The closer he gets to her, the easier it will be to know that he's messing around with someone else. Any time your boyfriend or spouse walks into another room to take a phone call: Iit has to be for a reason. If the room you´re in isn´t noisy, there´s a good chance he´s in there having a conversation he doesn´t want you to hear. And if it´s a quick conversation, where he claps his cell phone shut quickly and then walks back into the room pretending like nothing happened? It could be a sign that your man is cheating He Starts Working Extra Hours, below are the analysis result: Everyone has jobs that sometimes require overtime, and this alone isn´t a sign that your boyfriend is chea